Immune to the Fever

Justin Bieber is somewhat talented.
By somewhat, I mean that his level of talent does not surpass in anyway the talent of any young pop fluff singer in the music business today.
Teenage girls and even some older women throughout America are obsessing over the young pop singer, who sings sappy love songs in an incredibly high pitched voice for a 16 year old adolescent male.
Sadly, this is the standard that teenage girls have begun to hold males to. Unbelievable.
Bieber has somehow hypnotized girls all throughout America with his droopy bright eyes and urban fashion sense.
These followers of Bieber have diagnosed themselves with “ Bieber Fever.”
Many females seem to think that this Bieber jokester is going to last forever, however, most of the fever patients seem to forget their medical history.
In the 1990s there were many boy bands that “took over America” for a period of about…2 years.
There was the Backstreet Boys, who had a couple of hit songs and managed to swindle millions of dollars out of musically blind females, selling out stadiums across the country to obsessive teenage girls.
However, after a short, uni-single come back in 2007, nobody ever heard of them again. FAD.
Then there was N*SYNC, big as, if not bigger than the Backstreet Boys.
While together the band sold out stadiums, sold millions of records and released numerous singles. N*SYNC made millions of dollars as well, many people thought they could go on forever. However, they were disbanded by 2000. FAD.
Justin Bieber is so similar to his unsubstantial 90s predecessors, that it is obvious that he is right on his way to being a has been.
There is no way someone like Beiber can keep his career going the way it is now.
Most likely, Bieber will keep fever patients going for a few more years, make more money than his teenage self knows what to do with, and waste all of it, go nowhere, have a voice change, keep trying to sing yet fail miserably and 20 years from now, we will see him on VH1’s “Most Washed Up Child Stars” claiming how the music industry ruined his life, but he will be releasing a new album soon revealing the “Darker Side of Justin Bieber.”
At least we will get some great Saturday Night Live jokes out of this, right?